Monday, June 27, 2011

Sexting for Dummies Part 2


D: I'm gonna buy you a chewbacca mask and douse you in powdered sugar
D: And then put you in the trunk of a range rover and drive to tijuana
D: And then maybe you can pick some jalapenos from the fields and make fresh salsa
D: Because who doesn't like farm to table
D: I have a black fire extinguisher in the trunk just in case you were wondering
D: It's right next to the taser
D: Because a red fire extinguisher would be too conspicuous with the black calfskin interior

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